Forget all about the pressure of days...
Wow, are you people in luck.
Wow, are you people in luck.
Why hello hello.
For those of you who couldn't make it, Robin wore a lovely sleeveless patterned summer dress with an embroidered hem and matching sandals and had a nice red manicure. She wore her hair down loose and she looked very pretty. She read two excerpts from her book Audrey, Wait! The first was in the middle of the book during a concert where the main character meets an interesting British guy (Robin refused to do the British accent tho, haha!). Then she read the opening chapter which is a fantastic opening that sets up the fun tone and voice of the main character's dilemma.
Then the band My Name Is Guy performed - they were a great band with male/female harmonies and bongos and they sounded like your early '90s shoegazer college alt mellow rock band. Very cool vibe. People also got to ask Robin questions about her book and about the song "Audrey Wait!". She mentioned there was a youtube songwriting contest for the book. And here's one youtube example.
How cute is that? Very neat promo! Anyway, it was very well attended and a lot of fun and Robin did a great job and her book is awesome.
EDIT: My aunt just emailed me to give me some of her own "cheer up" tips. I heart my fam.
Alooooooha. Let's begin, shall we?
Hi kittens! Did you miss me? (Hint: there's only one right answer to that question, haha!)
Oh my God, blame the lateness of this entry on the stupid neenerheads (I'm trying to swear less) at Time Warner Cable. I won't give you details, but after an hour, I wanted to use my cable modem to bludgeon myself in the head.
Time Warner Cable gave me rage issues. Thanks, guys.
Anyway, a few of you (hi Mom!) might already know this, but I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow! I've never been to Europe, so this'll be quite the experience. I might be a little unreachable and this blog might be a smidge empty for the next two weeks, but I promise to update once I return. Promise. Cross my heart and all that stuff&nonsense.
The exciting part is that I get to go to Italy and talk about "Audrey!" Or, as they call it in Italy, "Aspetta!" There's even a contest with TRL Italy! (And I can't figure out a word of my author bio on that site, so if anyone speaks Italian, help a girl out.)
Unfortunately, though, I'm the worst packer in the world, especially when it comes to my carry-on bag. Which books to take? Which magazines? Do I want a newspaper? Do I need my computer? Where the hell are my comfy socks? It goes on and on and on, so I won't bore you with details, but I need some help. Ergo...
What books should I take with me? Leave me comments if you want and tell me your favorite traveling book because I'm stymied. Keep in mind that I don't want to lug around "War & Peace" (not that it's a bad book, just sizeable), so if you've got short-story collection recommendations, excellent.
Music, however, is super-easy, thanks to my iPod. I know I blogged last week about Coldplay's new CD, so that's a slam-dunk. However, I'm also listening to a ton of Tilly & the Wall lately. And wouldn't you know it, but their new CD "o" came out yesterday, so we're going to have to pretend that New Music Tuesday is New Music Wednesday. (Again, thanks, Time Warner Cable.)
Tilly & the Wall, "Pot Kettle Black" (from "o")
"I bet you think we didn't know / Didn't even see the tides change!"
But you know the best thing about Tilly & the Wall? They don't have a drummer.
Tilly & the Wall, "Bad Education" (from "Bottoms of Barrels")
"I'm a believer, I'm solid matter..."
Other music I'm planning on listening to while flying high in the sky: Kings of Leon, NIN, and my all-time favorite traveling song, Yo-Yo Ma performing Ennio Morricone's "Gabriel's Oboe" & "The Falls" from "The Mission" soundtrack. If you listen to any song, listen to this last one, because it is perfect.
Ciao, kittens! I promise to return with metaphorical souvenirs and a couple of snazzy photos.
(And of course, I miss you already.)
Oooh, Tuesday. We all made it through yet another Monday. I have to say, even though I don't have a "normal" job and don't have to be in an office at 9am, Mondays are still hard. Why, Universe, why?
Anyway, it is Tuesday, June 10, which means that the "Audrey, Wait!" contest is almost over! The deadline is midnight tonight (or technically, tomorrow? How does that work anyway? I can never figure it out) so if you still have a song in your head for "Audrey", then be brave and post it! And for those of you who don't have a musical bone in your body, you can vote on your favorite video. There's something for everyone!
And because it's also Tuesday, that means it's New Music Tuesday. However, the only thing I'm really excited about is the new Coldplay album, which doesn't even come out until next week. I'm surprised that I'm so excited about it, since I've never been a huge Coldplay fan, but "Viva la Vida" has songs that make you want to fly. And maybe only three of you will understand what I mean by that, but that's okay.
And PS, you can stream "Viva La Vida" right over here, so it's your lucky day. (My two favorites are "42" and "Lovers in Japan / Reign of Love", in case you were curious.)
More later this week, including tidbits on "Audrey, Wait" in Italy!
Ciao, kittens.
Is this interview thing getting old? Are you tired of reading about me?
Well, I certainly hope not, because I have not one, but TWO for you this morning! Oh, grab your coffee and hunker down.
First, Powells.com is running a Q&A with me about my favorite books, my ideal day, and the best "Simpsons" episode ever. (One word: Homerpalooza).
And then Miss LK Madigan has included me in her series "Authorial Intrusion", where she asks authors questions that have nothing to do with writing. Instead, you'll hear about, among other things, why I hate snorkeling. So go! Read! After you finish reading this entry, of course.
This is going to be my attempt to meld current-life experiences with life experiences from 4 years ago. I hope this works. As some of you may recall, I saw Modest Mouse and R.E.M. last week at the Hollywood Bowl, and there were two moments during the show that really struck a nerve with me. Don't you just love when that happens?
Anyhoo, 4 years ago, I was broke. I was getting over a terrible illness, had no money, no job, and my bank account laughed at me every time I dared to look at my balance. I swear, it really laughed. I was exhausted and stressed and sort of at the breaking point. I sent out dozens of emails for job ads on Craigslist and other places, but the only response I got was for a temp agency in Century City. I figured, "Hey, I can type a bazillion words a minute, I'm friendly enough, and if pressed, I can look presentable. What's to lose?" So I trooped over to Century City in a very business-y outfit, feeling hopeful, feeling good, ready to kick ass and take names in the temping world.
And then I met the most miserable woman alive who worked in the most miserable office imaginable.
You know how some people are unhappy, so they do all they can to bring down everyone else? That was this woman, and it was all the women around her, too. You could tell that everyone in the room hated everyone else for reasons that I can't even begin to imagine, but which I'm sure centered around such things as who had the better purse & shoes.
Yeah.
(I should probably point out here that I'm sure there are wonderful temp services staffed by lovely people. This just happened to not be one of them.)
So we sat in a tiny office and this woman glared at me--I am not even joking--for almost 10 minutes while she looked at my resume and listed all the jobs that I could have had if I had come in for an interview sooner. There was lots of disappointed sighing on her part. Meanwhile, I sat under fluorescent lights and felt very small and squirmy and wondered if it would be bad manners to ask to use the restroom and then just slip out the door.
But I stayed.
So after listing all the jobs that would have been perfect for me, this woman looked up and said, "I want to send you out on a job," and then proceeds to describe a job that I had absolutely no qualifications for whatsoever. So I smiled and nodded and nodded and smiled (by the way, here's a tip: any time you find yourself nodding and smiling for more than 5 minutes straight, something is not right) and then said, "Hey, that sounds great, but just so you know, I have no idea how to do any of that."
And just as I was about to launch into my spiel about how I'm a fast learner and how I really really wanted to work again, this woman looks at me and says, "You know, I used to be like that, too, and then I learned to--how should I put this?--get over myself."
Cut to 10 minutes later, and I'm sitting outside crying in some cement garden in Century City. I was convinced that this was going to be my fate, that I was going to end up becoming some pinched, bitter woman who was mean to everyone around me. Everything felt terrible, like it would never be okay again, and I was scared.
I climbed into my car, still sniffling, and turned the radio on. Halfway home, Modest Mouse's "Float On" started to play. "Well, we'll float on, good news is on the way," it sang to me, and I believed it. "Don't worry, even if things end up a bit too heavy, we'll all float on." I turned it up and sang louder all the way back home. "We'll all float on okay!"
And lo, 4 years later, here I was sitting at the Hollywood Bowl last Thursday night, listening to "Float On" being played live while all around me, people danced and sang along. The song was right, it was all okay, and I sang with everyone else and remembered that horrible afternoon when nothing felt good.
It's good to look back sometimes, don't you think?
Modest Mouse, "Float On"
"Don't you worry / Even if things end up a bit too heavy we'll all float on alright..."
After Modest Mouse played, R.E.M. took the stage and proceeded to be freaking amazing. But what really got me was Michael Stipe's introduction to "Electrolite", which is one of my favorite R.E.M. songs. Just in case you can't see the YouTube clip, here's a transcription of his speech:
"It's actually one of my favorite songs, and the reason I'm telling this story here is because this song, for me, kind of embodies the time I lived in Santa Monica for a couple of years with my best friends. Every now and then, they would go on one of those late-night drives where there's no traffic and we'd climb up into the hills and go up to Mulholland and think about all the people that have come through this beautiful city, all the people that are here right now. And so with that, I dedicate this song to the city of Los Angeles, the city of dreams. This is called 'Electrolite'."
R.E.M., "Electrolite"
"If you ever want to fly / Mulholland Drive / Up in the sky / Stand on a cliff and look down there / Don't be scared / You are alive..."Well, between the "Float On" memories and then this introduction, I just about lost it in the middle of the Hollywood Bowl. I've done that same Mulholland late-night drive more times than I can count, especially during those lean days when I was sick and unemployed and felt about as worthy as pocket lint. And I don't care how cheesy this sounds, but these songs put me back together when I was broken and I will never forget it.
Wow, okay. I hope this didn't sound like the After-School Special of blog posts, but I just wanted to write this down somewhere so I didn't forget it. And I hope that if you're having a bad time right now, you find something that makes you smile, even if it's something as silly as a pop song.
Oh, and P.S. Tomorrow I'm going to shake it up and actually post about books for a change. Get ready, kittens! Haha!
Okay, so you know what I learned last weekend?
Lean in close, this is important. Are you ready?
Make sure your self-tanner doesn't contain body glitter.
It was a nightmare. I glowed like a freaking disco ball. Embrace the paleness, people. Embrace the paleness. Sheesh. And why--WHY--is there chocolate on my computer keyboard, I ask you? Can you tell the kind of week I've had? Good Lord, get me to the weekend, that's all I ask.
This week wasn't all glitter drama, though, thank goodness. I joined Facebook! So if you're not my Facebook friend, you should be. It'll be fun! We can bond over our iLike pages and compare status messages. You know you want to.
Oh! I also had an "American Idol" mini-party the other night for the big grande finale. And wouldn't you know it, this totally happened to us. I shake my fist at you, TiVo!
I'm also going through this crazy White Stripes & Raconteurs phase, which is definitely not a problem for me. Wanna share? Yay, I thought so!
The White Stripes on NPR's "Fresh Air" in 2005.
Such a good interview, especially when you're stuck in traffic on the 10.
The White Stripes, "Jolene" live at Reading 2002
Just ridiculous how good this song is. Reeeee-diculous.
The Raconteurs, "Store Bought Bones" live at Lollapalooza 2006
"You can't buy what you can't find what you can't...!"
I've been singing this everywhere for the past week. Sorry if you've had to listen to my shenanigans.
The White Stripes, "We Are Going To Be Friends" live in Manaus, Brazil 2005
A lot of people have asked me how I researched the celebrity factor in "Audrey, Wait!" Answer: watching clips like this. Awesome insanity.
I hope you're all happy and healthy and body glitter-free (unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, go you!) and ready for whatever's coming your way this holiday weekend. Be safe! Wear sunscreen! Embrace the paleness! Haha!
My best friend Adri once said to a Boston cabdriver, "This trip is going to be short in distance [she was going two blocks], but long in tip." Now I'd like to steal that line and make it work for myself.
Ahem.
This post will be short in length, but long in information. At least from this point on.
I did another interview! Hurray! It's right here, so feel free to read & ask me follow-up questions.
Also, I'm doing my very first chat this evening! It's with Enchanting Reviews and all you have to do is click the link below, think up a clever chat name, et fin! (In case it's not obvious, I took spanish in high school, so sometimes I use french phrases that don't make sense. I suspect this is one of those times.)
Chat with Robin Benway, May 14, 2008 at 5p/8e
And finally, don't forget about the "Audrey, Wait!" contest. I know a lot of you (yes, you, I'm looking at you) have told me that you have your own version of "Audrey, Wait!" in your head, so why not share it with the world and win money while you're at it? If I could enter this thing, I'd be all over it. But alas.
Anyway, chat! Come chat with me tonight! And I promise that there will be a cool update tomorrow, complete with music and maybe--just maybe--a playlist for you! Oooh, cliffhanger!
Okay, so really, how can I compete with a not-quite hotel fire? It's a hard act to follow, but I will now try to do my best to recap my book tour experience for you crazy kids. Behold!
ROBIN'S FIRST EVER BOOK TOUR EXPERIENCE, POST-SAN FRANCISCO!
(With photos and musical accompaniment. This should not surprise you.)
So I have to say that Seattle was not nearly as action-packed as San Francisco, but only because I was there for 11 hours. I know, right?! That's just enough time to go to my hotel, get coffee at Starbucks (hey, when in Seattle...) and listen to Kanye.
Here's the thing: sometimes I get a little nervous before talking to groups of people, so I need some musican encouragement. Kanye works well for this. Sometimes I even think, "What Would Kanye Do?" but then I realize he would probably just complain about not winning any literary awards, so I let that drop. Anyway, here's what shakes me out of my nerves.
Kanye West, "Champion"
"For me, givin' up's way harder than tryin'..."
So then it was time to go to the signing at Third Place Books with Polly & Jody.
There was a band at our event! They went by the name Shotty and they did a 9-minute Santana cover that sort of shook the roof. Was I expecting to hear a Santana cover that night? Absolutely not, but it was a pleasant surprise!
Another pleasant surprise was that my friend Anna-Lynne came to see me. She and I grew up together and she made me my first mix tape. (I don't have enough room to explain how life-changing that tape was, but trust me, it was epic.) Anyway, she's in the band Trespassers William and now has her own solo deal, Lotte Kestner. It's very shoegazey and I think you will dig it.
Anyway, this is me & Polly & Jody looking all author-ly at Third Place. Don't be fooled, we really are professionals.
After that, I ate dinner at a place that I cannot remember, slept for a few hours, and made it out of the hotel the next morning in time to sit at the Seattle airport at 6:11am. Here's what that looked like:
(I swear to God, some of the loudest people in the world are in airports before 7am. WTF?)
I landed in LA, safe and sound and very tired, only to discover that my baby-friend Luke had sent me good luck wishes for my LA event that night! How cute is he!
(If you don't have a baby-friend, I recommend getting one as awesome as Luke.)
Anyway, so after that, pretty much everyone I have ever met in my life--like, at least 30 people--showed up to see me & Polly & Jody. I know some pretty amazing people. Here are the backs of their heads:
Not the most flattering shot, I'm sure, but that's all of them. Not a bad-looking crowd, huh? I read the dedication in my book and made my mom & brother cry (sorry, guys!) and then read a little bit of "Audrey" and people clapped and my knees finally stopped knocking together.
This is my littlest fan, Claire. She was eight days old when this picture was taken. You can't tell from the photo, but I'm holding my breath because I didn't want to breathe my adult germs all over her and ruin her babyhood. She is very tiny and is obviously going to be a prolific reader.
By then, Jody & Polly & I & everyone else in the room was ready for a party, so we trooped across the street and talked and danced a little. You know how sometimes, you can hear a song a million times and not really think about it, but then you hear it in a certain environment and all of a sudden, it's like, "Holy cow, this is the best song EVER!"
Yes. Enter Beck.
Beck, "New Pollution"
"She's got a carburetor tied to the moon / Pink eyes looking to the fruit of the ages..."
(I'm dancing to this song even while writing this entry. That's how good I am.)
But then it was time to say goodbye to Polly & Jody. A word of advice: if you ever become a writer and do a book tour, I highly recommend doing one with authors as cool as these two people. They were my favorite traveling buddies. I miss you guys!
So after traveling and dancing and reading and talking, where do you think I went? Where else?
Vegas.
Now, I'm not exactly a "shake your booty at the club" type of person, so some parts of Vegas and I don't get along. However, I definitely got along with the Bellagio, which is where we stayed. Any hotel that has a gelato store built into it gets two thumbs up in my book!
They also have a botanical garden, which is way prettier than most places in Los Angeles. Now, I don't know what the world is coming to when you have to go to freaking Vegas to see beautiful pieces of nature, but there you go.
Another interesting thing about Vegas is that towards the end of the Strip, there are 4 HUGE screens that constantly blast the 30-second Mary J. Blige iPod commercial. It is relentless. RELENTLESS. So if I have to have that song stuck in my head, so do you. It's only fair.
Mary J. Blige, "Work That"
"You can look at my palm and see the storm coming / Read the book of my life and see I've overcome it..."
So after Vegas and gardens and Mary J., it was time to come home and realize that I have a lot of laundry to do. But it was totally worth it! I had the best time meeting all of you--you might not realize it, but one of the best compliments I could ever get is someone coming up to me and saying, "I liked your book!" It will never, ever get old.
I hope you are all having lovely days and weeks and months, and I can't wait to see you again!
In conclusion, my favorite song that I heard while I was in Vegas. Turn it up, kittens.
Ella Fitzgerald, "The Lady Is a Tramp"
"I like the theater, but never come late / I never bother with people I hate..."