Oh joy, it's one of my favorite days.
VOTING DAY!
I just got back from waiting in line for an hour. An hour! In Santa Monica! The last time I waited in an actual line to vote was when Schwarzenegger ran for governor, which pretty much tells you everything you need to know about voting in LA County. And I love my polling place because they had doughnuts and coffee from Peet's! PEEEEEETS I love you.
I'm also glad I got voting out of the way early because I have many errands to run. Like, say, going to the Apple store to buy a new iPhone because last night, I accidentally dropped mine in the toilet at Whole Foods. Please. Just. Do. Not. Ask.
Anyhoo. Not sure where to vote today? Don't worry, Google's here to help you out.
And after you vote, exercise your other right as an American citizen, which is basically to get as much free stuff as you can. Ben & Jerry's has free scoops from 5-8, Krispy Kreme is giving away star-shaped doughnuts (like I care about the shape of my doughnut, just give me the doughnut), and Starbucks has free tall coffees for ALL customers who request it. Didn't vote? You still get your coffee, you lucky bastard.
I'm hosting a little shindig tonight at my place to watch the polling results, which is nice because no matter how this election turns out, at least there will be champagne. And music, of course, always music.
Happy voting day!
Foo Fighters, "All My Life"
"Done, done, onto the next one!"
